Come Hang Out With the Happiest Animals in Texas

A small boutique farm in Belton, Texas, where the animals come first and the fun happens naturally.

Close-up of a young emu bird standing on dirt ground, facing the camera.

NOT YOUR TYPICAL PETTING ZOO

Around here, the animals get a say.

We don't believe animals should have to perform or interact just because someone bought a ticket. Some of our animals will practically climb into your lap for attention. Others may look at you from across the pasture and decide they're busy.

That's farm life — and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Screaming Goat Funny Farm is a small, family-run boutique farm offering relaxed, personal animal experiences in Belton, Texas.

We're not trying to be the biggest or fanciest.

We just want the happiest animals and the happiest guests.

A rusty tractor parked on a grassy farm yard in front of a red barn with string lights and a wheel leaning against it, with six white ducks and one brown duck walking on the grass.
A black and white alpaca standing on grass with a tan and white silky fainting goat lying on the ground nearby, under a tree in a fenced outdoor area.

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